What would u do if there were zombies

[77nick77]

You forgot slingshots and BB guns.

[zeno]

I have no fear, I’m already a zombie…

[anon20613941]

I thought zombies were slow too. But 28 days later and world war z zombies are fast. Give me walking dead zombies any day.

[insidemind]

What about philosophical zombies?

[anon1571434]

I would band everyone together and get a big pipe. Would defend the area around the gym because there are stores and gas stations there that can be used for supplies and training. Also a main road so military can evacuate us if luck has it.

Never go into the woods or anywhere with low visibility because they can get the jump on you if you aren’t hyper vigilant and it’s easy to get lost in there.

Probably won’t take anything with me from my home besides duck tape.

[TheGreatestDrZen]

I see zombies all the time, people with drug rated troubles, over worked from theyer jobs. over med ed schizophrenic’s , did I levee anyone out…

[Pikasaur]

[anon20318121]

I would become a super ninja zombie slayer and kiss some ass

[macy]

I"d barricade on top floor roof top. Then build a ring of fire around myself.

[macy]

maybe wonder off with a single engine or ultra light till far away.

[anon20318121]

I would probably steal a ferrari and joy ride it

[Kuro]

I wouldn’t survive long.

[anon18305065]

I would become one of them and stand for mayor.

[firemonkey]

■■■■ my pants .

[Turquoise]

My friends and I have a contingency plan just in case. We meet at an old war monument on high ground, drive to a local shop in the landrover and steal loads of weapons and ammo, collect loads of tinned and non perishable food and plenty of fuel, then hole up in the monument which we can defend from the roof. Bring on the zombies, I’m ready, hell yeah!

[KingKazuma]

[gene]

I did, how could I missed those? Although I think a brick might be more useful at fending zombies off. But I’ll add it to the list, for training purposes

[Tomasina]

I’d make a lot of popcorn with extra butter and watch the ‘Zombie Self Defense’ movie.

[SkinnyMe]

I was a total zombie when I first was on AP’s for the first time. I looked and acted like a total zombie while my brain was getting used to the medicine. My parents thought they had lost me for good.