Dad: officially all Dutch. But many family members have such a dark complexion, that we suspect one of our foremothers hid something when filling out the birth documents.
Mum: Dutch & French. Huguenots (nobility who fled France because of their protestant faith).
Son is half-Portuguese. He carries my name, is the first heir of the family. Not that anyone cares here.
I’m half Cajun French from my father’s side, and German/English on my mom’s side. The only person religious in my family is me Baptist, and my grandma Lutheran. I can’t get into the religious stuff because of forum rules.
I’m Canadian and I put myself down as Jedi on the last census that let me specify religion. The census take argued with me over calling myself Canadian. I told her to **** off and slammed the door in her face.
My Dad has an Afghanistani and Irish genome. I have no clue how. My Mum’s is French. My Gran’s is Greek. But have Italian, French, Austrian (Jewish), Checkslovacian, Hungarian, Russian, Norwegian, Scots (Normandy French Kings also), English, Welsh… whatever any of this means? We’re all related to some genera of fish, mitochondrial DNA. Snobbish elitist fish else highly practical sword fish. Else spree killer maniacal fish. Else hermitical fish. Priestly yobs. I don’t know we all seem to have swam so far. In my family particularly towards potatoes which might suggest why the census record stops severely at a point. So proud to be related to the evolutionary battle to be better fish
On my mother’s side I’m Mexican, French-Canadian, and Scottish. On my dad’s side I’m English, and Scotch Irish. Add in a splash of Middle Eastern and Jewish blood and you have Monte!