I took German for two years in high school. And twice at community college, because I failed the first time. The second time I think I got a D cause the teacher wanted to get rid of me.
“Sprechen sie Deutsch, Herr Burk?”
I’ll leave it up to whomever to translate the only thing I remember learning.
“Nein, ich bin krank.”
No, I am ill 
Gesundheit!
Volkswagen… 
15 characters
no say amigo 151515151515
Ferme ta bouche
I always remember
Guten Abend! 15151515151555
That’s French 
Yep my GCSE of two years 
fahrvergnügen 
Wie geht es dir heute abend? Ich weiss nicht, was ich tun soll. 
No need to understand German with this German commercial. 
Yay Deutschland! 
Alles gute gut Geburtstag! All I remember! Lol! I took 4 years in high school and one in college, all A’s! Stupid sz f- - - - s your brain! Sorry I’ m drunk as A skunk!
Nein, ya, and alveeterzein. In other words, no, yes, and thank you. I think. I lived in Germany for two years as a child and that is all I learned.
Ha! I remember lots of bad words in German that I learned when my German oma (grandma) came to visit. My mom would get so pissed off because my grandma would delight in teaching us kids bad words and then we would practice using the bad words at home. 
I wanted to study german in high school, my mom forced me to do Spanish bcoz she said you need it to get a job in america. And here I am several years later with no job.
Not sure about the spelling but…
Ich habe ein lange schlange
I’m german. And I’ve been watching this thread. And I think you guys a flipping halarious! Lol 
I think German is a hard language to learn