What are good one liners to pick up a woman

I am very bad in this and I do not know any one liners. You may know much more.

I’m a math major, I’m good with numbers. What’s yours?

Works every time :wink:

I actually invented that one myself.

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Its in the eyes. Make an :eyes: connection.
A simple compliment, like to tell her she is pretty. Don’t go too theatrical. :smile:

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You’re pretty sarad (stares you directly in the eyes in an almost creepy way) :kissing:

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Lmao :joy: I didn’t mean like that.
Anyway I have no clue. My bf asked me to buy me a drink. Oh, and he said something about dark hair. But we were eye-communicating before that.

Is dark hair not the norm in your country? Blondes in Croatia, pardon my ignorance.

Have you got a mirror in your pocket? Cos I can see myself in your pants!

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Just don’t start out by touching. Very bad idea.

“Hey baby, what’s up?”

“You want some of this?”

“Girl, what’s yo number!”

“Are you an archaeologist because I have a large bone that needs examining?”

This should work I think:
Sorry because I stared but you have the most beautiful/sweetest/prettiest smile/eyes/face I’ve ever seen.
:two_hearts:

No. We’re Slavic not Arabian :))

u r beautiful :blush:

Pick-up lines have never worked on me, lol. They just make me roll my eyes and write the guy off. My relationships have all come from knowing the guy as a classmate, coworker, friend first.

Something that might work is someone who seemed relaxed, like he was interested in me as a person, not pushy, not concerned about whether he goes home with me that night, like he thinks just conversation is a good use of his time. If there is any sense at all that he is insincere or manipulative, it’s over. I’m sorry to say, but then he becomes a creep who I will laugh at with my friends. Women are people. Treat them like people.

I don’t know if this is useful information at all for you.

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If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

just be yourself, don’t try to be witty. something like @Sarad said, a compliment or just a gesture to buy her a drink will suffice.

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May I know your name?. How about a Coffee with me ?. Something like that…and then go with the flow. :slight_smile:

Oh when I think of Croatia I think of @sarad …Lol. Sometimes uniqueness could be a good thing to finding a relationship …I think it’s your eyes that would get me more than the hair xoxo then again I’m not Slavic.

Does this smell like chloroform?

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Yeah I agree with Rhubes there. Pick up lines never worked for me, I prefer when things are natural and the conversation is flowing. Generaly when someone tells me a pick up line I politely back off. It’s an imediate turn off. Sorry to disappoint :smile:

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That’s my approach. Not a big risk taker…one day ill find a girl through this method. Getting to know them first. I’m less nervous now about saying “lets get some coffee” or something to a girl I know already. My heart used to beat fast I would drink before seeing girls. It was no good. Now I’m calmer. Medication doesn’t hurt but that’s not all

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