Did it hurt?
…when I fell from heaven?
…No, when you crawled back up from hell"
Did it hurt?
…when I fell from heaven?
…No, when you crawled back up from hell"
“Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?”
I once met a guy at a party who was bragging about how he’d just bought a new bed. So somewhere down the line I said "How about we go back to your place and test out that new bed of yours?" And he happily accepted lol
Haha thats awesome
I have never known any pick up lines, maybe that is why I have been alone for the past 20 years after I went through a divorce in America. I am getting old and tired. I must accept my single life.
wow 20 years is a long time, five years was my max
Lol,
A good morning/night is a start lol.
This makes me think of Harry Potter pick up lines. Nice bed mind if I slytherin
Do pick up lines actually work, is this an internet only thing? I thought it was pretty normal to get laughed at if you try things like this.
lol
I remember this from school
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
“I want to have babies with you, marry me.”
Actually used that on the ex-wife.
When it comes to internet dating, I usually ask “what’s your lamest joke?” which results in them asking me the same, to which I tell them a lame joke followed by “This is lame I know, but I have other skills”
Yeah, me too.
I could eat a whole tub of ice cream without throwing up.
In bed.
I used to get them in my 20s and 30s. Haven’t gotten one for years now. Lol
The online pick up lines on dating sites are actually kinda funny lol.
LOTTERY WINNER
It was only $40, but it’s a start.
Hey babe, I’m diggin your face mask.
Practice social distancing?
I’m Winnie the Pooh. Can I thrust my fist into your honey pot?
You walk up to a women sitting at the bar and point to your face and say, “This face leaves at 11:00 pm sharp. Make sure you’re on it.”
“if i told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
I’d eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.