Did it hurt?
…when I fell from heaven?
…No, when you crawled back up from hell"
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“Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?”
I once met a guy at a party who was bragging about how he’d just bought a new bed. So somewhere down the line I said "How about we go back to your place and test out that new bed of yours?" And he happily accepted lol
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Haha thats awesome
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I have never known any pick up lines, maybe that is why I have been alone for the past 20 years after I went through a divorce in America. I am getting old and tired. I must accept my single life.
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wow 20 years is a long time, five years was my max
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Lol,
A good morning/night is a start lol.
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This makes me think of Harry Potter pick up lines. Nice bed mind if I slytherin
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Do pick up lines actually work, is this an internet only thing? I thought it was pretty normal to get laughed at if you try things like this.
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lol
I remember this from school
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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“I want to have babies with you, marry me.”
Actually used that on the ex-wife.
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When it comes to internet dating, I usually ask “what’s your lamest joke?” which results in them asking me the same, to which I tell them a lame joke followed by “This is lame I know, but I have other skills”
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Yeah, me too.
I could eat a whole tub of ice cream without throwing up.
In bed.
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I used to get them in my 20s and 30s. Haven’t gotten one for years now. Lol
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The online pick up lines on dating sites are actually kinda funny lol.
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LOTTERY WINNER
It was only $40, but it’s a start.
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Hey babe, I’m diggin your face mask.
Practice social distancing?
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I’m Winnie the Pooh. Can I thrust my fist into your honey pot?
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You walk up to a women sitting at the bar and point to your face and say, “This face leaves at 11:00 pm sharp. Make sure you’re on it.”
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“if i told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
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I’d eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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