Were your hallucinations voices ever funny

Mine were really funny in the start. Just my kind of sense of humour. Was laughing down the aisle in retail all by myself and my colleagues were unsure why.
Later on as I came out the hospital it would still have been funny if it wasn’t for the fact that this is actually a severe mental condition.
What kind of funny things did your voices do or say?
I can’t describe it in words but things that would not normally have been funny actually became funny as well.

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My hallucinations were very scary and miserable, not funny at all. These hallucinations were about kidnapping of my son, murdering me on the train or plane, or about me killing other people with my smiles or my presents. Lots of things like that. I was very horrified by these delusions and hallucinations.

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That sounds awful.

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Still are or pretty snarky.

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Sometimes they say things that are so illogical, especially when pressed, that it’s hard not to laugh. It’s hard to explain but kind of like up=down left=right type stuff.

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Up=down
Left=right?
U mean kind of like absurd by this?

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Yes, exactly.1515

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I don’t get why their like that lol
So weird and absurd like wth is that about lol

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That sounds baffling and non-sensical @laetitia.
I think my internal voices were usually kind of ‘normal’ except for sometimes.There was this young female voice who sounded kind of girlish and somehow I miss her she was always gossiping about me to others and telling me what she told them, she didn’t see it as a bad thing she just thought people should know some things about me, and telling me what I should do to be more female-ish lol she was really chatty and cared about me in her own way.
But when it came to the external voices coming from other people those were more of the absurd type usually. I don’t remember the exact phrases they used but one I always remember was my sister getting food out the fridge I couldn’t see her face but I heard her say apparently ‘your stupid’ and I was the only one around. She then came out over near me as if nothing had been said.

They said I was the beast of burdon, antichrist, false phrophet Lucifer’s spawn, baphomets. I laugh now but it wasn’t funny then. The only funny things were random voices about the pope, leaders etc. Telling me to to dance in the rain. Saying I’m Jesus and take him to a gay bar, through the song gay bar
. Too many to remember. Oh and calling me zeus blah, Apollo, Hades, any pagan god. that’s why I go off meds. For the funny imaginative stuff, if only we could have positive experiences ONLY. THEN WE’RE FREE

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I remember in the general hospital I was really scared cos of not knowing wat was happenening. But then the nurses were all moving about in this really cute enthusiastic confident way as if they really knew wat they were doing yet at the same time they were unintentionally really clumsy and dopey with me and the patients. It was funny. At the time I felt like this was somehow being done on purpose to make me feel more relaxed.

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Hahaha thats good

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Did u dance in the rain?
I know someone who was told to go and dance naked outside to prove their devotion to God.

Yeah I thought god said the same. Almost did it but did a little (tat tat) not today hah. Haven’t been that sick yet. How about you? You’re not in hospital are you?

Yea I’m out of the hospital.

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Good thing is sz has a huge spectrum.thats for sure. I’m definitely on the lower end.

What makes you say you are on the lower end?
Just curious

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Sorry @WildBandicoot thats personal for me to ask you that.

I had a news anchor who would give sarcastic updates on the events in my life. One time, I got in trouble at work, and he said, “This just in, Ninjastar ■■■■■■ it up good!”

Another time, I was trying to have sex, but my meds at the time we’re making it hard to get wet. He interrupted to say, “Wow, it’s as dry as a desert down there!” Mr. Star and I both laughed hysterically at that one!

I also had a dancing cupcake who would sing to me. I couldn’t see the cupcake, but I just knew if that voice had a physical form, it would be a tapdancing cupcake with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles.

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I saw a cat run across the pew in church once

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