There was this guy back in the high school prom party who, for some reason, thought that I would be teased and impressed when he started to lick my ear. Ewwww. I didn’t want to hurt his feelings so I kept waiting for few minutes and eventually run away.
(Talking about the frog @Minnii )
And once I got a letter from the guy who thought that I’m into him, so he felt obligated to explain me in 9 pages why he can’t date me.