anyone got a new joke they would like to share? or story.
what do you get when you rub ketchup in your eyes?
Heinzsight
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ouch …nice one
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most post are in bed by 10, luck you your still up…
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what time did the man with the tooth ache have his dentist appointment at? Tooth-hurty
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were getting a divorce. Mickey’s lawyer said, "Mickey Mouse wishes to get a divorce with Minnie Mouse on terms of insanity…Mickey Mouse stood up and said in a high voice. "I didn’t say she was crazy I said she was facking Goofy! "
Tooth fordy…1515
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Why can’t you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sandwhichis there.
Yo yo how are you?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast
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Have you heard about the new restaurant called karma? There’s no menu you get what you deserve
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LOL TOoth Fifty
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psychopath.
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you guys are so funny . how do you tell if a car needs sleep. when its tired.
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What psico game 2 sz will play using white noise as a table game ?
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
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