Joke of the day

A sick man walks into the office of a female doctor.
She examines him and says" You have incurable cancer". He goes," I want a second opinion".
She says “OK, you’re ugly too”.


hahaha… poor man, got attacked twice in a row!

Mickey Mouse’s lawyer stood up in court and said, “Mickey Mouse wants a divorce from Minnie Mouse on terms of insanity”…Mickey Mouse stood up and said,"I didn’t say she was crazy I said she was F’ing Goofy ! "

(The joke works better if you talk like Mickey Mouse when he talks)


…That was awesome!

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It’s my favorite joke…thanks !