Two schizophrenics walk into a bar, order two drinks, drink them and leave. Everybody at the bar says, those two schizophrenics ordered two drinks, drank them and left.
What’d the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? I’ll take one with everything. (I think that’s how it goes??? Crap my memory sucks!)
One schizophrenic walks into a bar. Realizes he doesn’t drink any more.
It was pizza
Make me one with everything
That’s it- see I blow at telling a joke. Thanks now hopefully I’ll remember it at least for an hour or two.