Two schizophrenics walk into a bar, order two drinks, drink them and leave. Everybody at the bar says, those two schizophrenics ordered two drinks, drank them and left.
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What’d the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? I’ll take one with everything. (I think that’s how it goes??? Crap my memory sucks!)
One schizophrenic walks into a bar. Realizes he doesn’t drink any more.
Leaves.
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It was pizza 
Make me one with everything
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That’s it- see I blow at telling a joke. Thanks now hopefully I’ll remember it at least for an hour or two.
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