Two schizophrenics walk into a bar

[77nick77]

Two schizophrenics walk into a bar. One of them says “Ouch” .
His friend thinks to himself in his head, “Wow, what a wimp”.
The first guy answers back out loud., “Hey I resent that. You owe me an apology”.

The second guy says, “Screw you. You think you’re god almighty or something special”? You think you’re here to save mankind or something?"
The first guy answers back, “Yes! Yes! That’s what I love about you. You understand me like no one else ever does.”

So they both were so happy at this communication that they walked to the store together and for the first time in two weeks, they happily ignored the 13 black vans with the license plates “77777” that followed them wherever they went and filmed their every move.

[Bowens]

A bizarre tale 77nick77. But entertaining.

[anon9798425]

What about the third guy that was there next to them @77nick77?
You’re not fooling me.

[Ninjastar]

I had to read this like 4 times, and each time i noticed a new joke. Very creative. Love it!