I think i might be the incarnation of evil and hell walking the planet in human form. Whats weird is id rather be a “Devil is a Part Timer” devil from the show, not bent on destruction devil.
i called it first 16 years ago 
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Was me 20 years ago.
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I hope you get to tell your psychiatrist or some doctor soon…I am worried about you. Don’t hurt yourself?
Me and kazuma are twins. brothers from another mother
When I thought I was Jesus at one point I thought I was the devil.
I put an ad on craigslist once looking for a girl “I’m the devil, any devil worshippers out there that want to date the devil?”
That’s how much I believed it.
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I’m so twisted that when I tried to sell my soul to the devil he turned it down because I was too evil.
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No, sorry, that was my daughter this morning. She was in a mood.
Pixel.
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No it was just a philosophical thought stemming from other thoughts. My mind does it a lot. Not really about taking action on any of those thoughts just a prideful philosopher. And i like ur post @turningthepage. Just sometimes think of myself as some sort of punished evil the way my life pans out sometimes.
Id be this kind of devil if i was anyway.
Always trying to increase the spiritual family. Since my bloodline is small. Like so small that if i don’t have a kid I will be the last. Only child, parents only children.
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Did it work? (Clist?)
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Inside of me lives a one-eyed witch with face hairs and her breath smells like graveyard.
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Let me get at her
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You sicko. 
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I can get sicker don’t test me 
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No it didnt, not too many devil worshippers in my area
I thought I was the masih ad-dajjal
Maybe @sarad knows what that is
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For years I thought I was being punished for something I’d done, especially during the onset of my first official psychotic episode. I thought all the emotional/psychological confusion/pain was a punishment…except, I thought it was being exacted by human beings rather than a spiritual force.
I never actually thought I was the devil, but I thought I might end up being his lover after death. Then I thought my first child had a demon in her room…and at one point I decided the “evil” in the room was her and she was either possessed or demon-spawn.
One-eyed false prophet?
Ugh you dont want to be that! 
He doesn’t have any friends.
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hahaha at one point I also thought that. I don’t even know how I find out about it 
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