lol sounds like ur knee is not function
so there was a guy… thats all
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Went on a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again.
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Decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.
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The first thing was the end
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Here’s to new beginnings ! 
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I did only a push up when I was down
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How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?
Answer:
One. After the first egg the stomach is no longer empty.
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Ok, let’s have another go:
A guy walks into a bar.
The bar shouts: hey, watch where you’re going!
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a woman walks into a bar and says if i only knew you and you were smarter. i’d buy you a nootropic drink.
The wizard enters into castle and finds unicorn
Unicorn tells him how to be positive
Wizard becomes happier
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-Do you think glass coffins will be a success?
-Remains to be seen.
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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention 
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I am positive and flowing like yellow balloon
Comedy color is yellow
Man buys girlfriend a small diamond, wife safes “I thought you were gonna buy me an engadment ring not an unmounted stoned” man says “it’ll be mounted the sane day you are”
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Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
None. Historians believe that pirates were most likely illiterate.
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I can’t understand why some sentences are blurred you put your cursor over them and can read them so what is the point of that?
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To give people time to try and find the answer themselves 
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