A kengaroo walks into a bar

[anon48059102]

A kangaroo walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of all wounds."
The bartender does not know how he said this or why.

[PinCushion]

It accentuates?

[anon48059102]

Probably .Cggf

[QuietSpider]

A kengaroo walked into a bar, and was eaten by a little zergling.

[anon48059102]

Kengaroo walks in to a bar , and bar its her face, so she dont have her face and dies .

[SP2342]

I thought ken would say something like haruuuukkeeenn. And do that spinning kicking move that makes him hover above the ground.

[77nick77]

The bartender was having a bad day or else he wouldn’t have kicked the kangaroo out.

[anon22646328]

Joke for finland

Since we’re making jokes: A bride, her groom, and a drunk guy walk into a bar. the pre-wedded couple is visiting America for the first time. in fact, it’s the first time they’ve been outside their homeland. In fact, the bride is wearing her bride dress all over the place because she’s so excited. after a few drinks, she stubbles unto the floor. the groom goes to help her, but the drunk guy dives in and picks her up. he looks at her and says: “you must be Asian?” A bartender shouts, “hey, that’s racist!” the groom shouts, “how would you know?” the drunk guy says, " well when I was picking her up, the underside of her dress read ‘Maiden China.’"

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@77nick77

Are you sure he wasn’t hopping?

I was jumped by a kangaroo

[77nick77]

@anon48059102

A kangaroo walks into a bar

Are you sure he wasn’t hopping?

[77nick77]

Never trust anyone with the nick-name; Joey.

[77nick77]

A kangaroo walks into a bar and complains to the bartender, " Man, as if I didn’t have a lot of problems already, now I have a bunch of anonymous schizophrenics making bad jokes about me."

[Dreamscape2]

Roos hop by the way.

I’m a few roos short in the top paddock

[anon22646328]

Prefix of thread:

there was a man who could speak to Kangaroos. the government took him into a research area. experimented. one of the scientists who experimented with him was really really cool. the scientist and the man got really really close. then one day, scientist was like, “we’re getting you out of here.” they worked together and he was freed. but then the company people found out, and… well… he never saw that scientist again…

he went to bartending school, because the scientist was a bartender. after getting certified, he learned English. then he got a job as a bartender.

but he told NOBODY about his ability to speak kangaroo, because he knew there were company spies looking for him. he was so secretive about it that he forget about his special ability himself. his subconscious mind had pushed the memory away because it was a part of his life he didn’t like.