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Some good pun jokes

Thought I’d share something I found on my Islamic forum humour section…
Enjoy!

I tried to photograph the fog. I mist

When Chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. (this was my favourite! :smiley:)

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O

We are going on a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there are no pop quizzes.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery

I didn’t like my beard at first, . . and then it grew on me.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

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Hehe, good stuff. I have to tell @luniben about this, he loves puns.

Pretty good. I enjoyed this.

All very good,lol…

**Too funny!! :smile: **

Very nicely done. I love puns.