Thought I’d share something I found on my Islamic forum humour section…
Enjoy!
I tried to photograph the fog. I mist
When Chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. (this was my favourite! 
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O
We are going on a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there are no pop quizzes.
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery
I didn’t like my beard at first, . . and then it grew on me.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Broken pencils are pointless.
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