So you get up at 2:00 a.m.to go to the bathroom and you turn on the light and see this crawling on your floor

https://www.yahoo.com/news/goliath-encounter-puppy-sized-spider-surprises-scientist-rainforest-125720953.html?ref=gs

https://www.yahoo.com/sy/ny/api/res/1.2/rZMR3IGxDGAO1s3aQBeSdA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NTc1O2g9Mzgz/http://media.zenfs.com/en_US/News/LiveScience.com/theraphosa4.jpg

Stomp on it? Or scream loudly and back your way out? Or gently scoop him up in your hand and put him safely outside in the garden?

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Shut the door, back away, and burn the place down.

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Me, I’d put a margarine tub over it, slip a cardboard under it, lift it up and take it out to the garden.

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I’ve walked into the living room of my house at night and have found giant centipedes. I freak out and kill it with a shoe.

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i’m not good at killing bugs because they move too fast. and if I somehow manage to scoop him in my hands, he might bite me with poison or something.

so I’ll scream loudly and back my way out: this I am 100% sure because of my paranoia.

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I’m speechless…and I’m not going to the bathroom in the night anymore, no matter what!

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At first I’d probably freak out, and leave the room, because it’s huge!
Then, after I’m calmed down, I’d probably trap it, make friends, and keep him as a pet, name him Bob, and spoil him.

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I think you’d need something bigger than a margarine tub. :fearful:

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Then an ice cream tub.

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Put it in a giant bathtub, that’ll do it

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I had a nightmare a massive spider bit my neck I could feel it and woke up

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I’d try to talk to it telepathically asking it to go away, get convinced it moved because of my thoughts, then up my meds and repeat until either I’ve exhausted the centipede telepathically or the meds worked

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Cleanse with fire…

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  1. Vomit

  2. Call the police

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Call in an airstrike

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Shut the door, scream and run around then call firemen. Or I would throw a gas bomb and then call a firemen.

PS. I didn’t even open the image. :sweat:

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Ahh such a pretty little thing.

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Yes, Awdorawble!

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I would pet it!

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I would call out for Supergirl, she would save me

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