Holy crap make sure the cats are safe! Then shoo it out the door with a large cardboard box. All this interspersed with screaming, crying, and a non-zero probability of wetting myself.
He doesn’t look like a Bob to me for some reason. He looks more like a Frank.
I usually catch spiders and put them outside. A Goliath spider though…hm catching that would be a bit of a challenge. Overall I enjoy spiders, unless they’re daddylonglegs. I don’t like anything that’s legs deattach in a slight breeze. (Crane flies also disturb me)
Mum always says spiders mean you have a dry house.
Hmm, I think you may be right.
Is it just Frank? Or do you think that should be short for Frankfurt?
I think it should be short for Frankfurter. 
It’s short for Frankfurter Jr.
Frankfurter Sr. was quite a hoot at dinner parties.
Frankfurter Jr. It is, then! 
His father sounds like an interesting chap.
Yeah, he’s a good guy once you get to know him. But when you first meet him he’s a little intimidating.
Hmm. I don’t doubt that, considering how intimidating his son can be.
Like father, like son, right?
You guys are WAY NICE. I’d be looking for a baseball bat, I’m sorry to say.
Epic fail of this technique…
The guy’s kid gives him a good ole fashioned “I told you so” at the end of the video.
“Daddy, careful!”
Refuse to watch that video! 
It’s actually more funny than scarey. 
Although if someone has arachnophobia, I would not recommend watching the video.