OK, it's 1:30 am and you wake up and need to use the bathroom and see this crawling on the floor

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What do you do?

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Use my roommate’s bathroom :rofl:

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Pee 14 15 16 17

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Make a selfie and share it :camera_flash:

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Burn the house down and pee outside.

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Fight or flight.

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Gift wrap it and give it to your mother-in-law.

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BUT I HAVE TO PEE!!! :weary::joy::rofl:

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Pee out the bedroom windows

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I might cry. :smiley:

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Pee off the front porch. Then capture it alive, and put it in a nice container.

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Stomp it. With shoes.
Problem solved.

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Trap it and bring it to a zoo, yikes

We actually had one of these tarantulas at an animal science program at my (middle) school. Crazy huh. It was just a baby when I was there so it wasn’t impressive to look at yet. Wonder if it ever made it to adulthood.

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I don’t believe in trapping spiders.
I believe in stomping them.

-Treebeard, bane of spiders.

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I can’t kill things lol. I’m also guilty of liking spiders. They have little personalities. And keep gross bugs out of the house like earwigs or centipedes, ughhhh

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Trap it under a margarine tub, slide a cardboard under it. Turn it upright and replace the cardboard with the tub’s cover. Quickly. Don’t worry about the pee, it’s easy to clean up if you were not inspired to wait.

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Is that possible? It sounds like it would be against the laws of physics.

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I don’t have a mother-in-law. But I appreciate the sentiment.

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What if it was pink and had a nice bow on it?

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Think you could pull it off? You’d have to stay pretty cool.

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