“I’m gonna jump in the shower.”
“Holy crap!!!”
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It’s raining cats and dogs
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Yeah. I forgot that one
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Break a leg.
5151
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I did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky.
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I didn’t either
“How bout them apples”
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“it is what it is”
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Old wive’s tale
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“Having your cake and eating it too”. Wth? I thought that’s what it’s for!
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Such is life
5151
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Suck it up buttercup
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Fit as a fiddle
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“Pull yourself up by your bootstraps”
Excuse me. My boots don’t have straps.
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In Scandinavia, they say “I’m left with my beard/hair in the mailbox” which means “I’m left behind feeling like a fool”
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Haha 
funny
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“You shouldn’t feel that way!”
Thanks. Invalidation is soooo helpful.
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Pitter patter. 
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Get ur mind out of the gutter
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“He’s dead to the world.”
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