“I’m gonna jump in the shower.”
“Holy crap!!!”
“I’m gonna jump in the shower.”
“Holy crap!!!”
It’s raining cats and dogs
Yeah. I forgot that one
Break a leg.
5151
I did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky.
I didn’t either
“How bout them apples”
“it is what it is”
Old wive’s tale
“Having your cake and eating it too”. Wth? I thought that’s what it’s for!
Such is life
5151
Suck it up buttercup
Fit as a fiddle
“Pull yourself up by your bootstraps”
Excuse me. My boots don’t have straps.
In Scandinavia, they say “I’m left with my beard/hair in the mailbox” which means “I’m left behind feeling like a fool”
Haha funny
1515
“You shouldn’t feel that way!”
Thanks. Invalidation is soooo helpful.
Pitter patter.
Get ur mind out of the gutter
“He’s dead to the world.”