“Oh, man You’re really pushing the envelope!”
What the hell does that even mean?
Or/
“I trust him about as far as I can throw him”
Did somebody from prison come up with that one?
Or/
“My name is Tucker…not Sucker.”
Do any of you know any sayings that just get under your skin?
“hey you know the bible says cleanliness is next to godliness”
…
i assure you the bible does not say this lol
Doesn’t make me cringe but I just don’t understand it:
‘I am rubber and you are glue!’ From monkey island
“I can’t believe it’s not butter!”
@anon94176359, “I am rubber and you are glue, everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!”
That’s the full schoolyard insult.
“I’m not racist, but … (says racist thing)”
Oh ok. That makes more sense lol!
Saying “hang loose brah” when there is nothing hang loose about you. LOL Or throwing a Shaka 
. Sorry I live in San Diego, California where it is overused.
That’s funny…my teenage daughters always say ‘brah’ as well. I think it’s a thing now with the kid’s lingo.
I hate it when people say “it is what it is”,
Its always meant in a negative way.
Things aren’t set one way or the other.
You can always change “it”.
You can’t pickle a pickle and tickle your tonsil.
$5 says I made that up. I’m going to tell it to my nieces to see the reaction I get.
What in the Sam Hill? Who is Sam Hill anyway?
When trying to get a person to understand depression. "Yeah I feel down sometimes too. Just think about everything you have ".
I can think of one.
“The science is settled.”
When you lose something and someone asks;
‘Where was the last place you saw it?’
Well, I wouldn’t have lost it if I saw it there 
When I lose something, it’s usually in the last place I look. So I always look there first.
“Whatever” said by someone who knows they can’t win the fight
“You shouldn’t feel that way.” Who made you the authority that declares what’s right to feel?
“With God as my witness”
“I couldn’t care less” (why not just say ‘I don’t care’?)
“Live, laugh, love”
Oh, and thinks like “it’s lit fam” or “eyebrows on fleek” really grinds my gears. SPEAK ENGLISH