I’m a fan of “fu€k all”, as in “nothing”. Example: Jonny knew ■■■■ all about computers but was very good at football. It’s a shame you don’t get a lot of opportunites to use it though.
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Actually I’m good at computers and football 
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away
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Sh*t hit the fan
Git r done
Hell if I know
Knee-high on a grasshopper
Hella
Lit
Fam
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“Everybody and their grandma”
The element of surprise. I mean after “everybody” you hardly expect to hear anything else and yet you are suddenly forced to picture an unsuspecting old lady who somehow got involved against her will.
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Night is coming on.
He reminds me of the south end of a horse walking north.
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The Scots say the ‘c’ word really, really well. Is a joy to hear sometimes!
‘‘shut your mouth and eat your dinner’’
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Skedaddle
I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it
Yeet
Dudes and dudettes
Like shooting fish in a barrel
I like when someone is described as having a bee in their bonnet. The image of it in my head just makes me laugh.
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“Talk is cheap” is my favourite expression.
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I say dumb as a fly swatter 
that’s my saying and I say the word what a lot . Like as in a surprise or how could you have done that. Like someone says they are eating at a French restuarant . And I will say what?! Why didnt u invite me. I don’t know I’m stupid ha ha!
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In West Virginia we say "nare a one” meaning “no one”. Like “I needed help but nare a one of ‘em tried to help me”. It’s usually when you’re mad at someone.
“You placed second in a beauty pageant. A German Shepherd’s shaved a$$hole won first place.”
“Scurryin’ like a one-legged cat tryin’ to bury $hit on a frozen pond.”
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