Psychiatry Jokes

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Some autistic people take things too literally; some end up getting diagnosed as schizophrenic. For example, when asked, they say they hear voices. They do; they hear people talking!

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A man walks into a psychiatrist’s consulting room - the top of his head is covered in mashed potato and he has a rasher of bacon hanging off each ear. He sits down and says “I’m really worried about my brother”.

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