ALL HAIL THE POTATO CAT!
It’s a furry potato, a potato cat, THE POTATO! incarnate!
Ahhhhh
it caaaame from the skyyyyyyy
It came from so up hiiiiiiigh
it came and demanded kitty kibble
it came and brought up peace and all that
POTATO CAT!
I feel like we’re finally closing in on a Unified Theory of Sz.com! This is an exciting time to be alive!
I would make hash browns out of him and eat him with scrambled eggs, bacon, two pieces of toast and a glass of orange juice.
Your days are numbered potato cat.
Heathen…mocking the great potato cat…the potatoquisition will hear of your blasphemy… And you will be made to walk on squishy old potatoes until you confess your sins…
All hail the potato cat’s sidekick, the potato guinea pig!
Lol they buttered the poor little guy…
Pug-tato
Omg there are more of them!
Wigglefloof is my new favorite word, followed closely by squishbeans.
Oh yeah? Well I hope a large potato falls off an office building when you’re walking down the street and hits you in the head.
Lol then I wake up and can now compose and play music…blessed be thy potato’s…uh blessing and such
And Beethoven rolls over in his grave and sighs in sadness.
That sir was rude…how dare you make fun of my made up music composing skills blessed upon me by the equally incredible great potato…
Awww, go eat a rotten potato, lol.
Lol…I’m glad we did this…should we hug now or save it till later…maybe when its really cold…
Just butter this one up as it flies past you
Potato Cat Incarnate forgives all. In fact, Potato cat offers you his body to eat from! It forgives you and hopes you get plenty of nutrients from eating it!
Also, every time you destroy potato Cat, he splits off into many pieces and evolves into multiple Potato Cats! There’s no destroying the Potato Cat Clan~~~~~
Sigh, I thought I had succeeded in running that cat off. I will start over again, and this time I will not fail.
You are a worthy foe Potato Cat.
