Ate Some Potatoes, Potato Healed Me

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Well, I was all angry and frustrated over my memories of being in the psych ward…so I went for a walk. My tummy started rumbling so I walked to the gas station and bought potato wedges with ranch on the side for dipping. Now, I’m at home and eating my potatoes.

I feel much better now, thanks guys for the support! Also, all praise to thy nourishment, oh Great Potato! I have eaten of your flesh and felt great solace! lol (I can’t stop trying to spread the word of potato because this old thread joke never gets old to me!).

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Yammmmmmmiiiii :yum::yum::yum::yum::yum::yum:

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I’m sure the ranch helps too with all the veggies inside :smile:

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Potato related victories!! May the force be with you. (I am not your Father).

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we used to have a spot i would walk to to get those. ownership changed hands and they dont have them anymore. I miss them

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The ranch sauce in your neck of the woods is red?

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lol i didn’t post a pic of my wedges, it’s a google search image that looks like what i have. Our ranch is very white!

I just didn’t take a picture of them because I was too lazy. Also, got a little paranoid about people finding me using the name of the food co.

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Way back in the 70"s, I was taking car payments out of my SSI check. Needless to say, I had very little money for food. I lived on fried potatoes and coffee for months. Blood tests showed absolutely nothing wrong with my diet. Oh, Great Potato, It Is Thee who is King.

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http://www.kidsgrooming.org/images/fruits/vegetabie/potato/images/All+hail+the+potato-king.gif

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Da Patata Fheall… is what the potato movement should be named…

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and we’d be called Potatoists lol as in, he follows the Great Potato, he is a Potato-ist.
LONG LIVE THE LEGEND OF POTATO!

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A PotaTaoist :smile:

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One day every knee will bow to God and Christ. it’s not fair even jokingly.

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Das Patata Fheall… with its potataoist followers lol… I really like the gaelic word for conspiracy…and I picked patata because it was French and we all know French fries are great…

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It’s dangerous to tease about God.

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I like you jukebox but we both know we shouldn’t discuss this here… I apologize if we have offended you with potato talk… but its really just a forum joke… and is not ment to be a serious discussion point…

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I’m taking your joking seriously because I care about everyone’s soul…you are mistaken my friend…God doesn’t like what you all are doing.

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@jukebox. I think the potato jokes are just about potatoes and have nothing to do with specific religions or religious beliefs.

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you speak of “kings”…He is the King of Kings, and the Lord of Lords.

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