He who is without sin , cast the first potato

“People who live in glass houses should not throw potatoes”.

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Poeple who live in potatoe houses should not make mashed potatoes or potatoe salad out of thier house.

If it gets to hot out they will be baked potatoes

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*throws potato…

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I took my potato for a walk today. She did real well, being such a young potato.

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I wonder if the great potato wears clothes. Maybe even a little hat :smile:

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So we cant eat llamas?

the greatest enemy of the potato-

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The carnage must be awful in there.

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(hashtag)potatolivesmatter if only i had an active twitter or facebook…

You cant put a hastag before your text it makes it all big as ■■■■

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OW! You’re hurting my ears.

That’s better.

#potatorules!

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How did you do that?!

#potatolivesmatter

Ahh hastag space hastag if you do no space its slightly smaller…see hashtag hastag space hastage…

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The great potato told me. I assume he told you too.

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I salute your computer potato knowledge…

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I am but a mere vessel. The great potato is the true keeper of knowledge.

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You are the chosen one i will lay my life down for you oh chosen potato master.

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But, we are all the chosen people of the great potato lord.

Lol @Sharp is like jesus and Hercules a half breed. Half human half potatogod our potato savior who must go on 4 quests and answer 3 riddles in the minitaurs maze while wearing a lion hat and turning an onion into a potato that will feed 10000 people on sunday your birthday.

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If you are the potatossiah i wanna be in the fellowship of the potato and go on epic potato quests…

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