Lay pipe good, lay pipe should be title of thread.
Me need tweezers to lay pipe. Woman no likey. Microscope not good when sexing.
So leim. 
Lady like you, you must be do right. She stay with you.
Me no use proper grammar. Me English teacher smack me back of head. Me head owwie.
Totally straight though, I was an English major in school. Speaking like this is funny.
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my last sex was in 2007
Five days sex free here. 
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Me joke, me joke. Me good husband. Me love wife very much. Wife a good lady. Me lucky. Relationship not all about pipe-laying. Relationship all about mental connection. And cuddling.
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Me like you joke. You smart funny alien
I tee-hee-ha-ha. You make alien laugh too. Alien like laugh. Good people on site. Me likey. Me all about support and friendship. Act goofy fun and build relationship. Much likey. You good guy toast.
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maybe in later life i can make up for it hey? 
"Oh dear! Rolfâs customs have a frighteningly high budgetâŚ"
I was thinking of becoming a gigolo only because the hours are good.
I turned down sex three times last month because one girl thought the Beatles were over-rated and the other two didnât like the color of my car.
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HAHA thatâs one way to do it I guess. Subhuman scum who doesnât like the Beatles or a color you like! 
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My friend was screwing around on his guitar and started singing in a funny way âstick it in my pooperâ and I was like "dude if a girl actually came up to me with a guitar and started singing and playing that I really would.
âHoly mackerelâ
" Yes I believe youâre right Ed"
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I like how a recurring theme with the dumbest characters in a franchise is they can sometimes do the smartest things no one can measure up to but itâs always by accident.
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