I use the tried and true method to revealing I have schizophrenia. If I like her, on the third date I tell her I’m a serial killer. Then when we’re on our fifth date I’ll tell her I’m actually schizophrenic and it won’t seem so bad in comparison.
Works like a charm every time.
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I did that with my job agent! She just seemed to broadcast my diagnosis’s lol
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Is it your delusion or she told everyone in job network that you have schizophrenia?
Reply no it was in an office setting at a disabled work lffice and said it casually as I have had depression and sZ. I didn’t care but think they took it as something I have to be weary of next time I see them or not! She was just reading her notes
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Oh! She was reading out loud.
@77nick77 This is what I will do as well.
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Doesn’t sound charming to me ,
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LOL how do you get her on another date after saying your a serial killer?
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Lots of chocolates and flattery.
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I thought it was that if she put on the lotion she won’t get the hose again! 
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I don’t think a woman would reveal her history of STD’s on the first date. I don’t think talking about mental illness on the first date is warranted.
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Genius! 
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