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Oh no, silly jokes just came to mind

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin?

Pumpkin Pi (π)

One of my Mom’s favorite math jokes.

My Dad’s favorite Art joke?

How can you tell your in the Baroque (broke) period of art?
There’s no Monet (money) :stuck_out_tongue:

Rated G for Gee thats bad.

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This one always sticks in my head during Christmas time:

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Ellen Degeneres recently did this one: What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

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This isn’t a joke per se, but I think funny,

If people from Poland are called “Poles”,
then why arn’t people from Holland called
“Holes”?

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i got some work of a farmer one time… chewing hay for gummy horses…:slight_smile:

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