Question: Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
Answer: It kept dropping its needles.
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That’s a good one !
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Q: What’s the difference between a Snowman and a Snow-woman?
A: Snowballs
Q: Why is Santa’s bag so big?
A: Because he only comes once a year.
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And now I have tea on my keyboard.
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A tree went into a cafe and ordered cup of tea. But the staff said we don’t serve trees here.
The tree replied “In that case I’ll have a cup of coffee”
This joke is copyrighted by the way.
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Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
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I want a Lamborghini …… but it doesn’t cost enough. I would rather get a go cart.
I want a pair of socks. Lol lol
What if a tree fell down, and an other tree fell down right beside it.
A Cop pulls a woman over for speeding…approaches her window…
Cop: “Do you know why I’m pulling you over?”
Woman: “Because you had a Cee Average in High School?”
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knock knock, - who’s there? Jo. Jo who? Jo mama. haha
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Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, jingle all the way. Oh God Is that Fig puddingHe threw on us.
A cop pulls a woman over for speeding. He approaches her window and starts writing her a ticket. She smiles coyly and says, “I always heard you don’t write pretty women tickets.”.
He says, “You’re right, we don’t” and hands her the ticket.
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A psychiatrist showed a man an ink blot and asked him what he saw, He said, “I see a naked woman.” The pdoc showed him another ink blot and asked the guy what he saw. He said, “I see a man and a woman having sex.” Then the pdoc showed the man another ink blot and asked him what he saw. The man said, “I see a bunch of naked people having an orgy.” Then the pdoc said, “You see sex in everything I show you. You must have a dirty mind.” The man said, “Well, doc, you’re the one showing me dirty pictures.”
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