Question: Why does the North Pole only have 25 letters in their alphabet?
Answer: Because there’s no “L.” Get it? Noel? 
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: Frost bite!
Note: Please keep jokes clean.
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
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Haha @everhopeful this is like one of the only jokes I know 
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this reminds me of my favorite funny Christmas card I got once that showed neighbors looking out their windows and watching a snowman and snowwoman making a small snowman. the neighbors said something like, “they are doing it in the front yard” !! haha
Story Of How The Angel Came To Be On The Top Of The Christmas Tree
One year long ago, Santa Claus was having a very bad year. On Christmas Eve there was a huge blizzard, most of his reindeer were sick, and his elves were on strike. To top it off, he tripped on a wreath and sprained his ankle. An hour before he was supposed to deliver presents he was in a foul, black mood.
He was sitting in his house in a rocking chair when he heard ; “Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap”, on his front door. He dragged himself over and flung open the door. At his door was a beautiful, perfect little angel and she was dragging a Christmas tree behind her.
Santa looked at her and bellowed, “What on earth do you want?"
The angel lifted her pretty face and said with a sweet smile, “Santa, Santa… where should I put this Christmas Tree?’
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Cover up man, I can see your snowballs.”
John seems to cancel the annual christmas party every so often his friends Peter and Josh commented.
“Why do you think that is?” Peter asked.
Josh replied “Maybe he gets flaky when it snows.”
Ho Ho Ho! SANTA GOTTA GO DELIVER PRESENTS THROUGH THE SNOW!
I know it not a joke, I just felt like typing it.
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