what dose a snow man take for a cold…a chill pill.
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Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live
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What did Santa say to the snowman?
Cover up man, I can see your snowballs.
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What did one snowman 
say to the other snowman ?
Do you smell carrots ?
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Actually it’s hard to tell with sugar cubes or blotter. You’re just taking your chances.
How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
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how many cookies dose Santa eat in a night,---------the world may never know!
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Two elves walk into a bar. “Ouch! We should really move that thing!” one said to the other.
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Yeah, my last paycheck. I missed a couple days and didn’t get as much as I expected.
My christmas is a joke. Not that i care.
Ive always thought it should just be for the children tho. Not an excuse for adult people to drink too much. But im in the minority.
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