what dose a snow man take for a cold…a chill pill.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live
What did Santa say to the snowman?
Cover up man, I can see your snowballs.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman ?
Do you smell carrots ?
This is like one of the only jokes I’ve ever known. Lol.
Actually it’s hard to tell with sugar cubes or blotter. You’re just taking your chances.
How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
how many cookies dose Santa eat in a night,---------the world may never know!
Two elves walk into a bar. “Ouch! We should really move that thing!” one said to the other.
Yeah, my last paycheck. I missed a couple days and didn’t get as much as I expected.
My christmas is a joke. Not that i care.
Ive always thought it should just be for the children tho. Not an excuse for adult people to drink too much. But im in the minority.