As in the title. Does anyone have a favorite joke they are willing to share?
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Yo mama has a joke
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My face, usually.
I’m a Star Trek geek and this one made me laugh my ass off when I first read it.
One of Spock’s famous sayings is “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one”…
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I really liked @DrZen joke that he said his sister said as a first date pickup line.
“I better be in bed by 10 or im going home.”
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“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“F*** you.”
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I have one that’s silly and pg, but it would take too long to type it out.
I have one that’s inappropriate for mixed company.
They probably both suck, so I won’t embarrass myself.
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Lol, downloaded that, @Headspark, my whole family are trekkies, too.
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I find sometimes i think real life behavior funny sometimes.
I don’t find jokes funny in though. No sense of humor. Memes not funny to me.
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A giraffe is the result of Chuck Norris giving an upper cut to a horse.
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“What’s a deductible?”
“It’s when you’re able to take the duck away.”
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I was in a parking basement which was pretty dark,
my bro gave me some change to pay for the parking,
To check how much was the change,
I turned round, another person dropped some change in my hand.
Does your nose run and your feet smell.
Then you’re built backwards.
I know it’s really dumb.
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All work is Nobel.
A rope walks into a bar
The bartender asks, Are you a rope?
The rope says, Yes
The bartender says, We don’t serve ropes in here
Another rope says, Let me try, and walks into the bar
The bartender asks, Are you a rope?
The rope says, Yes, I’m a rope
The bartender says, We don’t serve ropes in here
A third rope says, I know how to get a drink, so he pulls himself apart at the top and ties himself in a knot
He walks into the bar and orders a drink
The bartender asks, Are you a rope?
And he replies, No, I’m afraid not!
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Whats pink and wet and smells of pussy?
(You stick your tounge out)
A photon checks into a hotel, where a bellhop asks where its suitcase is. The photon replies, “I didn’t bring any luggage. I’m traveling light.”
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Yea me and your mom last night
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Im afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered 
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What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
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