It doesn’t smell too good but it’s valuable.
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Valuable… how much money? 
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Just use some fabreze yo
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Is your ass for sale?
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I wanna try.
money is like toilet paper. We go through rolls of it and it stll leabes us stranded.
ok. not best. maybe I can come up with something better latter.
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Yeah sell your butt to her 
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Money is a mess… more money more problem no money no problem…!!!
Was up @PinCushion…???
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Survival costs money.
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I was very curious about where that was going
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Has been touched by countless hands?! Is absolutely coated with bacteria?? Only has value because humanity gives it value?? Is exchanged for goods and services??
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May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful.
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Love the signs! We have one near us that says “Jesus’s Home Office”. I want to go in and say “hi” to Him, but every time I get near, some locals stop me.
Money smells delicious to me. Tastes pretty good too. My only complaint is that I don’t have enough of it.
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Yeah, but we can’t buy a coke from a vending machine with your ass.
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Yeah, much like my…aw never mind.
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(but it might get us out of a speeding ticket)
Why do you need to survive ?
When my dad was in jail I hid a metal file in my azz. Brought a cake too. I forgot about the metal file.
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I’m thinking of asking my boss for a 20 asses-an-hour raise.
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