Might buy a knife

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had my first fruit-fused cereal meal.

took the strawberry and squeezed it. at least i thought it would be that simple. but nay, the strawberry juice exploded everywhere, even on my clothes… i had took a shower today. so you’d know the feeling.

i thought i would advance 90 years after the first spoonful. but the cereal tasted quite good. plain corn flakes with milk and strawberry nectar.

i had a fear of healthy food because i felt that i wouldn’t get enough for the cost. but it turns out that the cereal is cheaper than the candy cereal, so everything works out.

but yes, i might buy a knife to help cut the strawberries and bananas for my cereal. i don’t want to squeeze strawberries and get arthritis in my palm. lol

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Be careful, don’t get arrested for a weapons charge like I did 6 years ago…

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lol, in that case i guess i should just borrow a knife forever. kind-of like how i borrowed this new light bulb. kind-of like how half my dish-washing liquid disappeared the other day.

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For just a knife? I used to carry knives in my backpack when I went to school. As a tool and just in case kind of thing. What do the cops need to get a weapons charge?

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i have 3 knives a spring assisted, a folder with a thumb stud. and a karambit i jus play with them a lot they never get used really

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It was an add-on to other charges. Didn’t even know I had it, I was holding onto it for a friend. I got arrested for a psychotic episode when I was 20. Weed possession but it was decriminalized 3 days later so they dropped that charge, DUI, weapons charge, but I got treatment and got it all dropped.

But if I ever got arrested again for anything I’d go to jail because I exhausted every ‘program’ in my state. Life…

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I think I showed off my cheese knife…that is really a green handled machete… I once bought 100 blades ranging from katana sized to pocket sized… we have 3 butterfly knives I play with sometimes I can spin and flip pretty good now… toss it in the air closed and catch it open…im unsure on the number of blades we own… just be careful to be honest you could use a butter knife to slice most fruit…

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that feeling when my thread title backfires on me. lol just kidding. but you all seem to have close connections to knifes. cool. i mean sp2342 and flameoftherhine were in the army. so yes, it’s understandable. but chewychew?!?!

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Since it’s now the 17th, and past midnight, it actually is the 6 year anniversary of my arrest…weird ass coincidence…

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best anniversary to remember, eh? just kidding.

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I googled the article and saw it’s the same date

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article! :O 

well you can’t post it. it’ll show information. anti-climatic. if you want, you can PM me.

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yea sorry you cant mention knives without inspiring some knife related banter lol like talking about cars…

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ya thank goodness no mugshot

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i’m imagining a knife commercial like a car commercial now. lol. back when i watched tv, there were a lot of car commercials. i wonder if there still are.

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i would guess so…i always enjoyed the local car dealership crap commercials so much cringe… Netflix and youtube have completely replaced normal television for me…

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there’s strawberry all over my sandals. looks cute now, until i wake up tomorrow and find them covered in ants. lol. my bedroom is merciless like that.

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I might buy some pepper spray.

My scrambled eggs are too bland without seasoning.

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