Q: how many Germans does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: none. We are efficient and we don’t have humor.
Q: how many Hardward students does it take yo change the light bulb?
A: 1001.one to hold the lightbulb and others to roll Universe around him
Q:How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:What does it matter, we’re all gonna die anyway.
Q:How many L.A. cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:Six: one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to pieces.
Q;How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:One: Bono will hold the bulb while the world revolves around him.
Q:How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A:What do you mean change it? It’s a
perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it
for a thousand years and it has worked just
fine.
Q:How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, but they’re really only one.
Q:How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
Q: How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Comrades! All must join for good of nation to solve light bulb crisis. We must be united in our struggle to bring light.Good my brothers and sisters! work hard in the task! When we all work together, we all benefit! Now that the light bulb is in, all who are not party members please leave. Only party members get to enjoy the light
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q:How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Five. One to declare that the bulb has violated the socket. One to secretly wish she was the socket. One to secretly wish she was the bulb. One to DO IT ALL BY HERSELF!!! And one to stand there and say: THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!
Q:How many orgy attenders does it take to change a light bulb?
A:As many as possible, and don’t ask what they do with the old bulb.
