A 1000.
One to hold the bulb in the socket and 999 to turn the house.
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I will say 3. One holding the light bulb, one voice saying the bulb is the light of god, and another voice saying that’s nonsense, go on shift that lightbulb anyway.
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That’s a good joke Nick
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changing a lightbulb is too much hard work so i say none lol
its gonna get dark in here 
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I hate it when I go to the store and there are bunch of different types of bulbs with different shades and I am not sure which to buy, I’ve bought some bulbs that I ended up hating. I tend to prefer warm yellowish light over white fluorescent.
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I’ve heard the same joke, except it was three. One to hold the light bulb, and 2 to turn the ladder LOL
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None. The light bulb was a hallucination
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Just the 1 to change it. And 10 others to support the broken one with group therapy.
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None. The lightbulb is the one who’s right and it’s everybody else who should change.
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Why can’t skitzofrenix make ice cubes? They keep forgetting the recipe
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I head that same joke once, but it was about blondes.
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How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner. 
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None. Sz are the lightbulb as we are the ones who get screwed.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in a ditch?
Phil.
Lol some of my pops favorite jokes 
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The lightbulb is incurable, so no point in even trying.
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its all in your mind 
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how many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a schizophrenic?
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I feel stupid. I don’t get the joke, from Nick. Can someone explain? 
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Idk if I get it either.
I just personally am thinking it’s because we maybe think differently.
Even if we don’t.
Like we look at things differently
Even if we don’t.
Especially when psychotic
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either way you are screwed
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