A: What? Isn’t there an App for that? 
A: One to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
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A: None. Nintendo is better when played in the dark.
A: One. But his Mom has to get him out of bed first.
Remember The Clapper?
One - to call a repairman.
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lol@chordy!..
Wow! Us older folks are really gettin our digs in with those youngins, eh?
dont diss a whole generation…diss the hipsters only
A: 2. One to take Uber to Starbucks to meet his girlfriend ‘Cinder’, so they can discuss the dilemma over a latte.
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i don’t act that way at all 
Sorry. But this thread is giving me the giggles.
We’re massively stereotyping, but it’s fun!
Q: How many Vietnam War Vets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You don’t know? YOU DON’T KNOW MAN, CAUSE YOU WEREN’T THERE!!!
Lool that’s so wrong that’s it funny
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sorry guys. guess I really did make some people offended. not my intention at all.
Yikes! I’m no longer allowed to make feminist cracks… I’m still on @Rhubot’s naughty list!
Lemme tell you a story about mankind. Every generation thinks the kids are wrong…when they’re the one who raised them AFTER ALL. THEY ARE THE ONES WHO CREATED THE “MONSTER” THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE…Then life goes on and no one blows up the world, the world doesn’t end. No generation is “responsible” for the destruction of mankind. Then Turningthepage grows up, and tupac taught him “THUGLIFE means The Hate U Give Lil Infants ■■■■■ Everybody” and he doesn’t grow up and hate on the kids, instead he encourages them. Then the world ends anyways cuz millenials suck as a whole. The end.
Mankind in a nutshell
Q Why is it pointless to buy your wife a watch?
A: Because there’s a clock on the stove.
HEY! I like cooking!
Okay. This thread got a little too raunchy for some folks…understandable.
How many light bulbs? I’m just curious. Does it always take just one Millenial ? Or they sometimes do it as a team and maybe you guys just didn’t hear about it in time. Does it depend on the color of the light bulb?Inquiring minds want to know. if it doesn’t screw in properly, do you thing they just give up or do they keep trying? When I was a kid, the outside light bulb for our porch was yellow. Do they sell these still? What if’ it’s raining outside?