Only one. But no one is willing to do it as it will heat up the tinfoil on their heads
I changed all my light bulbs to smart bulbs. Now I be like, ALEXA IS SPYING ON ME.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The bulb will change itself when it feels ready.
5, because my voice told me so.
A 1000. One to hold the light bulb in the socket and 999 to turn the house.
It takes many many schizophrenics because of negative symptoms
Sorry Mae. I didn’t mean to upset you. Silly joke.
The way I heard that one was:
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes a long time, and it has to want to change.
I googled the one with the psychologists. It’s a copy/paste joke .
(but I knew that joke)
You didn’t upset me… I’m good bouncing off walls and stuff lol
So it’s midnight and two lightbulbs are just smoking and talking to each other when this crazy old man bursts into the room and they yell “ahhhhhh it’s the schizophrenic!” And the crazy old man replies “nice to hear from you two again I thought you burned out” and then the crazy old man went straight to sleep.
Sir Levels tall tales.
Two hot dogs are sizzling in a pan. One turns to the other and goes “boy, it’s hot in here, don’t you agree?”
The other turns and replies, “AAAAAHH! A talking Hot Dog!!!”
A dozen eggs were busy writing a book report in the refrigerator when this crazy old man opened the door and said “will you hurry up with that I’m gonna be late for class!” And the eggs shouted “take it easy or were gonna crack!!!”
And so the crazy old man handed in his book report late that day.
Sir Levels tall tales
Not until the lightbulb tells me to
Three women went to the doctor because they were dissatisfied with their breast size. The doctor told them he had a pill for that. All they had to do was take the pill and say a number, and they would become that number. The first one took her pill and said, “thirty-six”, and, poof! she was a perfect thirty-six. The second one took her pill and said, “thirty-eight”, and poof! she was a perfect thirty-eight. The third one took her pill and thought about it, and thought about it, and she said, “Doc, I can’t make up my mind what size I want to be” The doctor told her, "Well, these pills last for forty-eight hours, so you have time to make up your mind, but be very careful, because any number you will say during that time, you will become that size. The girl said, “Okay, doc, thanks a million.”
One, it takes 5 minutes.
That depends if the Homelife app will recognize it and let you register it with Alexa.
Me to pretty girl at work when I changed light bulb in her office: “Is this hot or is it just you?”
One. But they need to have the know-how of course.
The shadow man who has telekinetic power and keep us safe does it👍
For me anyway