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A joke about not being oneself


#1

So a guy finishes up with his pdoc and the doc hands him a bill. The customer says “I’m not going to pay it.” The pdoc asks him why and the customer says “Because I wasn’t myself. Let the person I was pay it.”


#2

That is a cute joke thanks for sharing it.


#3

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.


#4

“Moron” jokes used to be popular when I was in high school.
How many morons does it take to change a light bulb?
A thousand. One to hold the light bulb in the socket and 999 to turn the house.


#5

hahahaha…cute jokes