It's more painful than childbirth

Getting kicked in the crotch when you’re a guy.

Or getting kneed in the place that god meant only to be treated nice. When you’re a kid its more dreaded than having to vomit in your third grade classroom during class.(which actually happened to me).
When the pain goes from your lap to up in your throat.
It’s more feared than Trump actually becoming president or listening to a psychotic Tom Cruise tell his views on psychiatry.

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I kinda like the feeling :no_mouth::laughing:

this says its equal

http://www.omgfacts.com/parents/25692/Science-Helps-Answer-Whether-Childbirth-Or-A-Kick-In-The-Nuts-Is-More-Painful

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“Attention”. “Attention” Will the masochist please step to the back of the line". Thank you.

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Lol i was just joking :wink:

it really sucks

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Yeah, I know you had to be.

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Oh, throw kidney stones in there, they say that’s worse than childbirth. I know I was crawling around in one of those awful gowns on a hospital bed puking and soiling myself when I had them, and I didn’t care who could see me.

Ouch. I’ll say it again. Ouch.
I’ve never had those.

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I’ve never been kicked in the nuts. I’m not sorry to have never had the opportunity :scream_cat:

ever get those stomach cramps…those are pretty bad when your stomach gets tied up in the knot and you have to roll around on the floor for 35 seconds before the jaws are released from its grip…that is pretty painful too

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@77nick77 you obviously didn’t give a birth :expressionless: that’s the pain of the pain.
I watched somewhere on the internet a study/experiment about some guys being put on a birth simulator and they wanted to die.

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Any guy who would put himself on a birth machine deserves what he gets.

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The worst pain I had was when I slipped a disc - even morphine wouldn’t touch it.

I disagree but that’s a good joke :slight_smile:

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Giving birth is worse.

@77nick77 very funny thread!!!

The worst i ever had was pleurisy -evil i think

Kate xxx

I’ve heard that the two most painful things a person can experience is giving birth and passing a kidney stone. I did hear, incredible as it seems, that a pregnant woman ran an entire marathon and then gave birth a few hours later. I don’t know whether to believe that one or not.

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Probably it all depends of personal pain tolerance. My mother suffers from ‘freezing shoulder’ and has to get a cocktail of painkillers every few hours.

I get kidney stones monthly…almost…it sucks but I’ve gotten USTA the pain now…

I think it depends how hard you get kicked in the balls…I had a friend in grade school who had a testicle split in half he has three testicles now from landing on a railing. That’s gotta hurt! I know I’ve been hit in the balls hard, but not childbirth hard, but maybe some men have.