Am feeling weird and off. Bet it is a full moon.
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Just checked. It is a full moon! God damn knew it.
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it was a full moon the first time i got psychotic. I was running around outside at midnight in the moonlight, it fed my delusion i thought the moon was following me
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I noticed you took down your profile picture. Whatâs up?
Seriously think full moons set us psychotics off. These last three months I have noticed a link.
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They used to call us lunatics for a reason, you know 
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Darn. They did didnât they!
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âSatellite Got Backâ
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Earth, look at her moon.
It is so big. [scoff]
She looks like one of those rap guysâ girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total satellite, 'kay?
I mean, her moon, is just so big.
I canât believe itâs just so round, itâs like, out there, I meanâ gross. Look!
Sheâs just so⌠full!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like full moons and I can not lie
You other brothers canât deny
That when a planet orbits in with an itty bitty moon
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
âCause you notice that moon was stuffed
Deep in the dust sheâs wearing
Iâm hooked and I canât stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your telescopic picture
My assistants tried to warn me
But that moon you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-oâ-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Galaxy?
Well, use me, use me
âCause you ainât that average asteroid
Iâve seen them dancinâ
To hell with romancinâ
Sheâs sweat, wet,
Got it goinâ like a turbo shooting star
Iâm tired of science magazines
Sayinâ flat moons are the thing
Take the average nerd and ask him that
She gotta pack much moon
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your planet got the moon? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy moon!
Satellite got back!
(Saturn face with Oakland moon)
Satellite got back!
(Saturn face with Oakland moon)
(Saturn face with Oakland moon)
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like âem round, and big
And when Iâm throwinâ a gig
I just canât help myself, Iâm actinâ like an alien
Now hereâs my funding scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ainât talkinâ bout Newton
âCause silicone moons are made for toys
I want âem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lotâs in trouble
Begginâ for a piece of that meteroite
So Iâm lookinâ at rock videos
Knock-kneeded suns walkinâ like stars
You can have them suns
Iâll keep my telescope like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul planets, I wanna get with ya
I wonât cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna observe
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goinâ on
A lot of scientists wonât like this song
âCause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And Iâd rather stay and play
âCause Iâm long, and Iâm strong
And Iâm down to get the friction on
So, planets! (Yeah!) planets! (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Galaxy (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even boys got to shout
Satellites got back!
Satellites got back!
Yeah, baby⌠when it comes to planets, Cosmo ainât got nothinâ to do with my selection.
36-24-36? Ha ha, only if sheâs shining.
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your planet rolls a belt, playinâ workout tapes by Venus
But Venus ainât got a moon in her belt
My space anaconda donât want none
Unless youâve got stars, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please donât lose that moon
Some brothers wanna play that âhardâ role
And tell you that the moon ainât gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says youâre wide
Well I ainât down with that!
âCause your asteroid belt is small and your craters are kickinâ
And Iâm thinkinâ bout stickinâ
To the beanpole planets in the science magazines:
You ainât it, Miss Thing!
Give me a planet, I canât resist her
Red beans and rice didnât miss her
Some new student tried to diss
âCause his planets are on my observational list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So planets, if the moon is round,
And you want a triple star throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Satellite got back!
Satellite got back!
(Little in the middle but she got much moon) [4x]
Personal Note:
Some weird scientists think that planets were created for only observations. I donât know how those scientists got their doctoratesâŚ
Itâs been scientifically proven that planets have been orbiting and shining, long before mankind was born.
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This might be the best post ever lol
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Iâm quite productive on my free time. 
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So it is. Thank you for pointing that out. I like to take walks under the full moon. I go out to the highway and walk out on the bridge half way across the river. I take my dogs with me. Most of the time I see nobody. The sky is clear tonight but it will be cold. I looking forward to my walk.
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Do the dogs act different when itâs a full moon?
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No but they do keep the werewolves away.
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I never had a profile pic. maybe you are replyed to the wrong person
I must have lol I thought you had one. I get so confused sometimes 
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Its the schizophrenia i tell you
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Tonightâs moon.
Our bodies are in sync with the moonâs phases. Probably why you feel out of sorts. I feel emotional, depressed, irritated, lousy, and I get body pains, when the moon enters the waning crescent phase. Has to do with my special time of the month, but itâs proof of the moon effecting our bodies.
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