Just found out male seahorses get pregnant and lay eggs. This gives me hope that one day I might lay an egg.
I was in a chat room discussing/being laughed at about my desires to lay an egg and someone in the chat room commented that male seahorses lay eggs. I googled this and found it to be true. This is a good day!!! I will lay a batch of eggs in a crowded shopping centre while hissing at people passing by. This will happen!!
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Never give up from your dreams!
That’s a good message. 
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The best message!
If its a golden egg , everyone’s a winner
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Hopefully its an egg that contains a sim card that when put into my phone allows me to talk to aliens
Crikey , no chance of that. You were plausible up to now
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I lay brown eggs
Out my rectum
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Wanna Know Thee Eggs (???) ,
Tis A Cool TAPEWORM ,
Could Be He/She Babies ,
They Swim Throo tha Tube and Get Into Your Food Supply ,
You Feed Tha Mama’s and Tha Papa’s While You Lift Those huge Weights and Eat Whatever it is That You Eat ,
and Don’t Forget Those Protein Shakes ,
TAPEWORMS LOVE THOSE SHAKES ,
So Many Brown Eggs (!!!) ,
YAY (!)
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I’m not sure if it’s healthy to hold onto some dreams. It causes a lot of wasted effort and disappointment.
But I suppose you could get reincarnated as a (female) chicken and lay lots of eggs.
I think this troll has been fed well enough to last him a while.
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