Does anyone else wish they could lay eggs

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I wish i had a vagina so i could lay eggs. Any new users into this? Id make a nest and hatch little monsters. Rhu rhu will look after them

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BRUCEY! You’re back! How is life?

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I have a vagina, but I can’t lay eggs.
Can’t say I’d want to… Chickens are so good at it.

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It’s good to see you, how have you been? I dunno I have enough problems pooping so I probably wouldn’t want to lay eggs. My girlfriend wants to buy a few hens and make a chicken coop for eggs but it’s illegal to do in the city limits…pretty messed up huh?

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O my LORD when will it end, when?! :sob::sob:

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I am fat with eggs to lay

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You mean a cloaca not a vagina, vaginae dont lay eggs

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I’ve got the little monster room all prepared for when they hatch :hatching_chick:

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I think that would be really, really weird, so no I wouldn’t want to.

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I’d be down for that. Depending on what hatched from these eggs…

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He’s back! All hail the Egg King once again!

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non-males lay eggs in their body. scientists will change that

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Hey nin nin :smile: just popping in to see if any new users are into eggs. Life is great. How is yours treating you?

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All sorts of things. Monsters. Sim cards that let you talk to aliens and will smith. Platypus playing a keyboard guitar. Natalie portmans junk mail

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The cute staff member instead?

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That is quite a variety of things. What magical eggs these must be!

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No! But that would be halarious to lay eggs :stuck_out_tongue:

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