I still wish i could lay eggs

I used to post on this site maybe 3 or 4 years ago. In that time im thinking maybe theres been some new users join up that want to lay eggs and hiss at people who come near them. Like a reptile would. Hiiiiisssss
Eggs are amazing. You never know whats inside when you break them open. Especially human eggs. Little monsters for rhu rhu? Coins? A usb stick that contains a script for an animorphs movie. So any new users desire to lay eggs? Lets talk. Also any old users drop by and say hello. Ive missed it here. Thanks for reading. May the great potato bless your day/night

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BRUCIE YOU ARE BACK I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH :grinning:

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Just wanted to say Welcome again @Brucewillis

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Count me in. I’m totally okay with this.

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WB @Brucewillis!

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Welcome back @Brucewillis You have made it into forum lore. :egg: :grinning:

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I am a more recent member of this particular psych ward, LOL. Welcome back

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@Cragger

I leaned at on the psych ward, as here as well lol

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Thanks guys. Good to see moo moo and nin nin are still bosses :smile:

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@rogueone also joined our ranks! As well as @ZombieMombie who you may not have met.

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Nope. I wasn’t around back then. I’ve been here about 2 years. Maybe 2 1/2.

Whoa. Nope, 3 as of July.

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Haha holy crap dude I thought you were serious. I mean I have 6 hens on my dad’s farm. And laying eggs is difficult :disappointed_relieved:

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When a human first lays an egg(hopefully me) i hope they arnt put on a farm.

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What color egg though. I’d go speckled purple.

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Normal color eggs. Its the contents that seperate from chickens. Human eggs are magical

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The King of eggs has returned :pray::grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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That was an interesting read. Wasn’t sure if you were being serious or not and still not 100 percent sure lol.

I also liked the one about a user who thought their job was being king Henry 8th. :smile:

Because I don’t know if they were serious or not

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King Henry the 8th is the other great folklore of the forum. I loved that one :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

Always talking about feasting on pastries and other foods all day :smiley:

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Welcome back! It’s been awhile.

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haha well what do you know…glad you’re back…haha you cheer me up…

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