I got 99 problems and now a snake is one

:snake: aint this just great. it had to happen to me, the least snake loving person on the planet. i found a 12 to 16 inch snake of some kind today in my kitchen, it had climbed up on the shelf drawer and i briefly caught it in the shelf when i pulled the drawer out, but it slithered away when i was unable to get the drawer out to take it outside. now i have to sleep tonight knowing there is a live snake in my house somewhere in my kitchen, i can only hope it remembers how to get out. i assume it must be after β€œthe ghost that is the mouse.”

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mom says get a cat, then she says nevermind, you wont clean the litter box. she’s probably right.

I would be scared of the snake. I wouldn’t sleep at night. Look for it and get it outside.

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Snakes never bothered me but I get the same way when I see Spiders. I hate those things, when I see one I have to grab like 5 tissues and kill it immediately then flush it down the toilet. If I grab some tissues and come back and it’s gone it creeps me out because I know its crawling around the room somewhere.

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i should have just grabbed it by the tail when i had the chance, but i didnt want to touch it, and got it in the drawer, but then it managed to slither out of the drawer when i couldn’t get the drawer out, and now i don’t know where the hay it is.

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I’d get a dog instead of cat for snake killing personally.

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I can take or leave British spiders. To my knowledge no native British spiders are able to bite humans. So I generally leave them be.

I was told spiders like dry houses so you should take them as a compliment.

If we had stuff like black widow or brown recluse I would be purging by fire

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I found a decently long caterpillar in my room last night. I hate critters. Smashed that thing with some TP.

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According to the show Little House on the Prairie, you can eat snakes. Gross man.

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I like snakes, but I wouldn’t want one on the loose in my house; eek!

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I recommend a quick Google search of wild snakes in your area / state. You might be able to find out if it’s a harmless visitor or a dangerous intruder.

If it’s dangerous, maybe there’s an animal services in your area? They could catch it for you and release it far away from your home.

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There’s got to be someone to call for this?

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it’s only like 12 to 16 inches long, i know i have snakes on my property but this is the first one actually i’ve seen in the house. mom says its a rat snake. we have few venomous species here in indiana, i think 2, copperheads and water moccasins. maybe the snake will get rid of the mice haha, nature is taking over my house haha.

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it was dark greenish with brown spots.

It might help to find it by making a warm spot in the sun for it. If you have drapes, or really any window that refracts light during the day, keep it exposed. Snakes thermo-regulate and need heat. A warm spot is something it will possibly seek out.

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Do you live in a trailer or cabin @Lifer?
How in the heck did a snake get in your kitchen?

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I’ve had enough of these motherfocking snakes in my motherfocking kitchen!

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yeah i live in a modified trailer, there are holes that the mice get in looking for food, then the snake followed the mice, i hate this damn place, want to move in with mom and dad who have a solid concrete foundation where nothing gets in. it’s also an old trailer.

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