I don't understand her reasoning

I was mopping the gym ( perfect time to think and mull things over) and a young woman soldier came in to work out. I used to freak out when I was working in the gym and people came in but now I’m pretty comfortable.

I glanced at her and kept mopping. I noticed (because I have eyes) that she was kind of cute and she looked in good shape. I let her alone but I had to mop near her. I’m 59 and I’m too smart to stare or show any interest, I don’t want that reputation. I also got a little weight on me and she’s a soldier and I’m the janitor!

But I glanced at her again and I noticed she was wearing a low cut shirt and she looked at me and damned if she didn’t deliberately lean over and show me a lot of cleavage. What was I supposed to do? So I looked. She looked to be 25 or 26. And then without skipping a beat I casually went on mopping and she went back to working out.

Damn, it was cool and nice and everything but it made me wonder what prompted her to do it. It doesn’t happen to me often and it was a nice break from a blah day. I guess it had nothing to do with me, maybe she was just being charitable. It just surprised me though that a woman her age, who looked like that, would do that. Oh well.

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Is this the first chapter of your racy new book…“Workout Heat”?

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More like “The Impossible Dream”. Now available in paperback at a store near you.

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Shoot, I have a whole book about women coming on to me.

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I get Playboy Magazine for married men…it has the same Playboy Bunny Centerfold every month.

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I only read it for the breasts.

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I miss those ‘fluffy wheat fields’ on the 1970’s Playboy Bunnies.

Women are all bald now…it really is kinda creepy if you ask me.

I’m balding… It kinda freaks me out… Its abilify… If it continues. Will need to discontinue it…

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