If you have a joke, tell it to lift our spirits …
I invented a new word: Plagiarism!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Google’s translator had that word …
Two tomatoes were crossing the road. When they got to the other side, one said to the other. “Cmon, you were supposed to get squished…and now you ruined my joke”
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey…… and a cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”
if you put lipstick on a pig is she still beautiful. Hi Dr Zen Here mjseu you have a wonderful day.
I like to live on the edge…