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I can not make any jokes

If you have a joke, tell it to lift our spirits …

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I invented a new word: Plagiarism!

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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Google’s translator had that word … :smile:

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Two tomatoes were crossing the road. When they got to the other side, one said to the other. “Cmon, you were supposed to get squished…and now you ruined my joke”

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A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey…… and a cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”

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if you put lipstick on a pig is she still beautiful. Hi Dr Zen Here mjseu you have a wonderful day.

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I like to live on the edge…

Of town. :hugs:

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