I believe my parents are trying to kill me

Slowly. Through pleasure. It’s not a delusion.

They left for my nieces graduation party and left this package of these supper yummy little bite sized cookies on the counter, as if to tempt me.

I figured I could have one. Now I’ve had 3 after finding out how good they are.

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Was genuinely worried what I’d read before opening the thread lol

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when i saw this title, and saw it was bowens, i said no way is that guy delusional enough to believe that

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Wow I’m glad I don’t have to worry lol try to eat healthier after eating it like tomorrow is a new day

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Your not alone @Bowens
My father does the same thing to me

He is constantly pushing sweets and treats my way.

It’s annoying

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My Mom always tries to get me to eat healthy like blueberries or carrots and hummus

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glad this is a joke lol i instantly assumed it was another user before clicking

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They always say, “Kill 'em with kindness.”

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Damn… I want to go eating cookies and milk :blush: :headstone: :cookie:

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Sir Bowens is immortal.

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My sarcasm may be immortal. I’m not so sure about my body.

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I believe my suspicions are becoming more and more likely. I took a nap and woke up to find that my mom had brought me back a rice crispy treat from my nieces graduation party :eyes:.

If dad offers me honey smacks or something for breakfast tomorrow , I’m making a break for it. I’m not safe here.

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Seriously not helpful but not poisoning but maybe in a more philosophical way of thinking

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I may have been exaggerating a bit
It’s not a constant thing but he does it often.

It seems that he is overlooking the fact that I am overweight and diabetic

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well, make out a will and eat the rice crispy treat…you only live once. ha

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way ahead of you…on eating the rice crispy treat, that is.

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After 6 months off sugar it’s the hit I need. If I have a piece I need more and it’s a bigger a bite than alcohol or drugs for me from what I remember.

It’s nuts how much sugar can change your mood and it’s not surprising the more you look into it. The things they are doing with diet and gut health all point to how much diet can improve things like your mood.

I’ve said it before but avoid that bloody sugar. It’s so frigging addictive and it’s one of my real problems these days. I have one. I have to have another…

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Very… Sweet!
Lovin’ the freshness guarantee too :cookie:

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Maybe they’re just trying to give you schizophrenia through poor nutrition.

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