knock out one of your front teeth…this is where you place the straw, when sipping a stubbie ( beer in a can )
it is important to dress appropriatly…thongs ( with the australian flag on them, of course ! ) short shorts, and a blue slightly stained singlet .
decor for outside house…be sure to place an old stained and smelly sofa on the front verandah…
entertainment… sit in said sofa on front verandah with stubbie in one hand , scratching yourself with the other and swear at anything that passses the house at full volume…
you are now getting closer to being a citizen of australia…" good on ya maaate "
take care from the very posh