I'm jealous of Australia and Asia come this time of night 😠

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A day ahead of us Americans :angry:

Will we ever catch up???

P.s. :alien:

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In the U.S. the toilet flushes clockwise. In Australia. it flushes the opposite. Who’s right?

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I’m jealous of Australia because they are terrorism free! At least thats what media claims. I guess we’ll all have to move to @darksith if the world goes to hell. :baby_chick:

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But Austalia is full of poisonous snakes and spiders. The two most venomous land snakes in the world live in Australia. One, the Eastern Brown Snake has a taste for human habitat. There are fifty species of poisonous snake in Australia. Eleven of them are more deadly than a cobra. There are also a lot of highly venomous spiders, not to mention box jelly fish in the water. Box jelly fish are highly venomous. Also, there are very aggressive salt water crocodiles which don’t hesitate to go after people.

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before you enter australia you will need ;

  1. a frontal lobotomy…
  2. two pairs of thongs…one for going out…one for everyday
  3. tacky tattoos… compulsory
  4. you must be able to drink …to pass out
  5. being a little bit racist… helps
  6. bring your own yoghurt…for the culture
  7. ear muffs…the australian ’ twang ’ drives you nuts :chestnut: … :flushed:
  8. we add the letter ’ o ’ to the end of names…i.e Dav ’ o '…Sarad 'o '…it is all class down here… ’ maaaaaate ’ !?!
  9. and you will need sunscreen so your skin does not melt away…ouch :fire:
    take care :alien:
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Have you ever seen a legless lizard…no not a snake but they’re native to Australia

Nasty things

We had one at the nature center

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ours are harmless…
eastern browns snakes not so…very aggressive :rage:
take care :alien:

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Okay my real name is Pete, I ain’t ready to be that friend called Pete’o just yet man…

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:joy: that was funny…and sad :unamused:
Seriously, one third of the Balkan population immigrated to Australia during the nineties.
Now that I think about it…maybe it all went down after that for you guys! :fearful:

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That is a very considerable risk, indeed. :hushed:

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Well maybe they would let you put it in the front so you’d be O’Pete…

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  1. umm think i had that done

  2. not my first choice but i have to wear worse

  3. got them covered hope no one can read it

  4. drink makes me go funny bad funny

  5. really?

  6. I really dislike the stuff reminds me too much of other white stuff

  7. And my Russian twang can fight back! the war of the twangs

  8. Anastasiya’O really does not work :confused: not does the shorting Nastya’O

  9. I’m lucky i tan!

  10. i’m a being a bit random

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Well I am Irish…

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Which country has the earliest sunrise? Is it one of the pacific islands?

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Seriously, I heard of people saying Australian are at higher risk of skin cancer. Is that true?

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we get a lot of sunny :sunny: days and we are a nation of beach bums :umbrella:
we invented the ’ chuck a sickie day ’ …to get off work… :sunglasses:
take care :alien:

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